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 NO. 601 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 19 - 25, 2012 

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ROMNEY OUTLINES HIS FOREIGN POLICY
Would look for a failing country, take it over, oust its leader, deport most of its citizens and then sell it for a huge profit.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russia Defends Syria
Massacre in Homs

Putin calls it “perfectly reasonable” response to dissent.
Scientists: Nuclear Bomb
Could Save Earth From Being
Destroyed by Asteroid

Ahmadinejad: “That's just the kind of peaceful use we had in mind.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Pentagon Plans Hastier Exit From Afghanistan
Remaining Americans would leave by helicopter from embassy roof.
U. S. NEWS
Republicans Split on War
In Middle East

Half want to attack Iran, half want to attack Syria.
Senator Inhofe Says Climate
Change Is Hoax Because “Only
God Can Change the Climate”

And last time they spoke, God said He wouldn't.
 
REMINDER
  Everything's bad for you.
 
Fed: Almost All Banks Pass
Stress Test

Four can't handle it and break down in tears.
Report: Bin Laden Wanted
Obama Killed so “Unprepared”
Biden Would Take Over

Then hoped Biden would be whacked so “Crybaby” Boehner would take over.
Officials in Trenton, New
Jersey Announce Emergency
Purchase of Toilet Paper for
City After Budget Standoff

Somebody blinked.
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