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 NO. 530 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 8 - 14, 2010 

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Nov 15
OBAMA EMBARKS ON 10-DAY
ASIAN TRIP TO PROMOTE AMERICAN EXPORTS
Cigarettes, liquor, porn films, spam.
 
WORLD NEWS
Queen Elizabeth Joins Facebook
Her Majesty wishes all her subjects to know she had eggs for breakfast.
World's Largest Statue of Jesus
Being Erected in Poland

Polish Catholics, pigeons rejoice.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
NASA Hopes to Put Robot on Moon as Cheaper Alternative to Human
Humanoid would plant flag, hit golf ball, take pictures.
U. S. NEWS
Jobs Picture Improves Slightly
Companies running out of people to lay off.
San Francisco Bans Happy Meal Toys
Despite fact they're more nutritious than Happy Meal meals.
Four in Ten Economists Pessimistic About Future
Other six living in cardboard boxes, couldn't be reached.
 
REMINDER
  The rich people have spoken.
 
U.S. Border Patrol Finds Tunnel Six Football Fields Long, Believed to Have Been Used by Drug Traffickers
Or giant mutant ants.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Good News: Four Republicans
In House Publicly Admit Climate
Change is Real

Bad news: they think it's getting cooler.
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