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 NO. 478 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 9 - 15, 2009 

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KARZAI CANCELS RUNOFF, DECLARES SELF WINNER
Congratulates self, gives self raise.
 
WORLD NEWS
UN Climate Summit Talks
Break Down

Most want to wait until after December 21, 2012 and see if there's anything left to talk about.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
  Chinese Successfully Seed Clouds, Bring Early Snowfall to Beijing
Now they have to figure out how to stop it.
U. S. NEWS
Dow Jones Soars Above 10,000
Unemployment rate soars above 10%.
Goldman Sachs, Citigroup
Got Swine Flu Vaccine

Due to large number of swine.
 
REMINDER
  Laughing at efforts to reform health care is the best medicine.
 
Maine Voters Approve Pot Dispensaries, Reject Gay Marriage
Depressed gay couples can now get legally stoned.
Actual Jobless Rate Put at 17.5%
Include those who sit at their desks all day doing nothing and it jumps to 99%.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Consumer Reports: Most Canned Foods Contain Deadly Chemical
Only subscribers to Consumer Reports will be told which canned foods.
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