Ironic Times

 NO. 165 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 10 - 16, 2003 

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  WHO ARE WE FIGHTING IN IRAQ?
A survey of Bush Administration officials produces variety of opinions.
 
 
WORLD NEWS
China Opts for Linux Over Microsoft
Microsoft recalls its ambassador from Beijing.
Draft of Afghan Constitution
Calls for Islamic Republic

System would resemble Taliban regime, but
be more tolerant of opium farming.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Hugh Hefner Films Carl's Jr. Commercial
Spot touts chain's new Bacon Viagraburger.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Proposes Clean Politics Act
Will do for politics what Clean Air Act and Clean Water Act did for environment.
Rosy Picture: Unemployment
Down, Jobs Up

Many finding work at the unemployment office.
Anti-Profiteering Proviso on Gov't
Contracts Stripped From Iraq Bill

“Where will the Iraqis learn about price gouging if not from us?” ask bill's sponsors.
Red Cross Denounces U.S. Treatment Of Guantanamo Detainees
Bush cancels White House blood drive.
 
REMINDER
  You're not obese, you're Rubenesque.
 
Schwarzenegger Hires Private Eye to
Look Into Groping Allegations

Investigator will interview him about charges, then report back to him on what he said.
 
KUDOS
Atheist Awards Handed Out in
Eighty-Seven Categories

And not one single winner thanked God.
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