Ironic Times

 NO. 269 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 7 - 13, 2005 

Oct 31
Nov 14
 
BUSH HAS GOOD WEEK
Approval rating remains higher than Nixon's (one day before he resigned).
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq: Presence of U.S. Troops Fueling Insurgency, Says Report
Administration mulls sending more troops to deal with problem.
First Commercial Filmed in Space
By Japanese Company

One small step for Japan, one giant leap for Nissin Instant Noodle Cup.
 
OUR TIME
New Evidence Vietnam War Based
On Faulty Intelligence, Coverup

Fortunately, that couldn't happen again.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Prince Charles, Camilla Visit U.S.
While he's anxious to see X-rated peep shows, she's more interested in shopping at kinky sex boutiques.
U. S. NEWS
Church That Bush, Cheney Belong
To Calls for Withdrawal From Iraq

Members of United Methodist Church can “go fuck themselves,” says Vice President.
Bush Orders White House Staff
Attend Ethics Classes

Taught by instructors Oliver North, G. Gordon Liddy, Chuck Colson.
Poll: Cheney Approval Rating
Sinks to 19%

Among African Americans it's .073%.
 
REMINDER
  Widespread, systemic use of torture
  by Americans does not reflect
  American values.
 
Republicans Order Senate
Into Closed Session

Tell a few off-color jokes.
Cheney Names Two to Replace Libby
One will be National Smear Advisor, other Chief of Lying.
 
ECONOMY
October Employment Numbers Weak
One bright spot: Crony Sector.
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