Ironic Times

NO. 8 "Expect the Ironic" NOVEMBER 6 - 12, 2000

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Nov 13
BUCHANAN GETS TWO VOTES
Happy with result, he calls it “something to build on.”
WORLD NEWS
Many Foreign Nations Still at Odds
Conflicts upset stock market, mar vacation plans.
Russian Missile Bought at Yard
Sale in Afghanistan
Seller, just cleaning out garage, had no clue how much it was worth.
Liechtenstein Pulls Out of
European Union
"Who?" says British Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Kasparov, Who Lost to Computer,
Now Loses to Human
Shaken, says he'll play dog next.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
PUBLIC LOSING INTEREST IN FLYING SAUCERS
Could lead to drastic cutbacks in other planets' space programs.
U. S. NEWS
Ford Recalls 10,000 Top Executives
Will be examined for flaws, replaced.
GOP Cuts All Medicare Coverage Except for Gout
"King Henry VIII" bill provides relief for biggest contributors.
 
ELECTION 2000
Final Exit Poll: Gore
Overqualified for Job

Too smart to lead country, voters felt.

Professional Wrestlers Capture
Two More Statehouses
Hulk Hogan elected Governor of Illinois; Junkyard Dog wins in New Hampshire.
 
BUSINESS
Priceline.com Will Expand
into Politics
Name-your-own-price bidding for Senators well received by big corporations.
DrKildare.com Buys DrKoop.com
Fictional character more trusted, say analysts.
 
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