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 NO. 321 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 6 - 12, 2006 

Oct 30
Nov 13
 
COURT FINDS HUSSEIN GUILTY, TWO DAYS BEFORE ELECTION
He'll be hanged two days before '08 election.
 
WORLD NEWS
Report: Hundreds of Thousands of U.S.-Supplied Guns Missing in Iraq
Pentagon: “They'll turn up.”
Brit Survey: Bush More Dangerous Than Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Nevertheless, prefer him as drinking buddy.
 
SCIENCE
Study: All Seafood Will
Disappear By 2048

Followed closely by tartar sauce.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Evangelical Leader, Longtime Opponent of Gay Marriage, Admits Relationship With Man
But denies marrying him.
U. S. NEWS
House Republicans React to Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction's Reports of Incompetence, Corruption
Close his office.
Federal Website With A-Bomb Info Taken Down After 6 Months
Seen as significant victory in war on terror.
 
 
REMINDER
  The crooked politician of today is the law-abiding prisoner of tomorrow.
 
Intelligence Community Launches Own Super-Secret Version of Wikipedia
So far itís been hacked only seven times by teenagers.
Poll By U.S. Agency Charged
With Aiding Whistleblowers:
4 of 118 Were Helped

By mistake.
 
MILESTONES
Internet Reaches 100 Million Sites
One hundred million channels and nothing on.
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