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 NO. 425 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 3 - 9, 2008 

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  OBAMA WINS BIG!
 
  Promises to take country in new direction: forward.
McCain: Election Loss is Bittersweet
Bet all his wife's money on Obama.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea Acknowledges “Serious Problem” With Health of Kim Jong-il
He's even deader than he was two months ago.
 
U. S. NEWS
  Unemployment Rate Jumps
As thousands of pundits are laid off.
Bush Aims to Weaken Laws in Final Months of Administration
Particularly those relating to war crimes.
DIVERSE REACTIONS TO OBAMA'S STUNNING VICTORY
Comments pour in from across the political spectrum.
Todd Palin: “Time to secede.”
Michelle Obama: “For the second time in my life I'm proud of my country.”
Joe the Plumber: “Don't blame me, I didn't vote.”
Bill Clinton: “I always said he could win.”
Rev. Wright: “Goddamn, America — way to go!.”
Joe Lieberman: “He was my second choice.”
William Ayers: “Barack who?”
Joe McCain: “Call 911 — this is an emergency.”
M. Ahmadinejad: “Allah be praised. Let's do lunch.”
Malia & Sasha Obama: “We're going to Disneyland!”
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