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 NO. 498 “Expect the Ironic” MAR 29 - APR 4, 2010 

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UPSET IN IRAQ ELECTIONS
Guy aligned with CIA edges out stooge planted by Pentagon.
 
WORLD NEWS
Disputed Island in Bay of Bengal
Disappears into Sea

Dispute now over fishing rights.
World’s Hottest Chili Weaponized
By Indian Military

China mobilizes Kung Pao Chicken at border.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
  London: First Outdoor
Toilet Proves Popular

Public demands more “loos with views.”
U. S. NEWS
Latest Poll Shows Californians
Favor Legalizing Pot

But for recreational use only.
U.S. to Launch Security-
Enhanced $100 Bill
Each one password-protected.
 
REMINDER
  Laughter is the best generic medicine.
 
California: Leading GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Spending $249 a Minute
Her platform: cut spending.
 
POLL
Republicans: 67% Think Obama's a socialist, 57% a Muslim, 24% think he “might be the Antichrist”
Democrats: 67% think Republicans are sexually repressed racists, 57% think they're self-hating homophobes, 24% think they're “frightened, gun-toting, bible-thumping psychopaths.”
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