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 NO. 465 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 10 - 16, 2009 

Aug 3
Aug 17
KIM JONG-IL FREES TWO AMERICAN JOURNALISTS
In exchange for Blu-ray edition of his favorite Loony Tunes cartoons.
WORLD NEWS
Bad News: Half of All Fruits, Vegetables in UK Contaminated
Good news: fruits, vegetables not part of British diet.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Obama's Poll Numbers Down Sharply
But for different reasons.
 
U. S. NEWS
Postal Service Pushing to End
Saturday Delivery

“Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail will keep us from dropping Saturday.”
DUI Gap Between Men, Women Narrows Significantly
You’ve come a long way, baby.
 
REMINDER
  It's never too late to learn how to use an abacus.
 
Stimulus: $2.4 Billion to
Make Cars Greener

Earl Scheib announces 10,000 job openings.
House Votes to Ban Big Bonuses Which Encourage Bankers to Take Inappropriate Risks Which Could Have Serious Effects
Definitions to be determined by whoever can afford the most expensive lawyers.
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