Ironic Times

 NO. 308 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 7 - 13, 2006 

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Aug 14
 
HEAT WAVE CHANGES PAT ROBERTSON'S MIND ON GLOBAL WARMING
Now he's for it.
 
WORLD NEWS
Blair Reportedly Delivers “Coded” Message on Israel to Bush
Requires decoder ring, available only in special boxes of Kellogg's Sugar Smacks.
Aging Fidel Gravely Ill
According to his latest eight-hour speech on state radio.
Lebanon Crisis Masks Growing
Chaos in Iraq

Iraqi crisis masks growing chaos in Afghanistan.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Analysis: Intelligence Much Improved Since 9/11
Shown: two unidentified CIA agents.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Iraq War Cost Overruns Hidden From Public
Disguised as cash payments to prostitutes.
New Treasury Secretary Admits Not All Benefiting From Economy
Exactly as planned.
FDA to Consider Morning-After Pill
Will hold hearings morning after election.
 
REMINDER
  If it walks like a civil war and quacks like a civil war, it's a civil war.
 
White House Adding Large Video
Screens to Pressroom

Plus fully stocked bar, all-you-can-eat buffet.
Amateurish YouTube Al Gore
Spoof Actually Financed by
GOP, ExxonMobil

“Whatever,” says spokesman.
 
HIGH TECH
McAfee PC Security Programs
May Expose Users' Passwords, Personal Data

Other than that, they're very secure.
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