Ironic Times

 NO. 100 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 12 - 18, 2002 

Aug 5
Aug 19
  MORE TROUBLE FOR PENTAGON
 
  Latest tank fails to meet minimum
requirements in size, throw weight,
and survivability.
 
WORLD NEWS
Hussein Warns: Any Attacker Will
Meet "Disgraceful Failure"

"Just like his father," he adds.
Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay Begin
Joint Space Program

Hope to send their leaders into orbit.
 
ART
Warhol Named Greatest
Artist in Last 50 Years

Campbell’s Tomato Soup named best soup in last 50 years.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Thousands of Saddam Look-Alikes March in Baghdad
Among them, somewhere, is the real Saddam.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Plans Iraq Attacks to Deter
Terror, Make America Secure

Modeled on successful Israeli campaign.
Bipartisanship Not Dead in Congress
Members of both parties agree not to
investigate ethics violations.
Army Secretary White Deletes
Enron Years From Resumé

Cost-cutting move saves paper, he explains.
 
REMINDER
   They just came out with a better,
   cheaper model.
 
Rep. Bob Barr, NRA Advocate, Accidentally Fires Gun at Reception
Unfortunately, no one is hurt.
FCC: All TVs Must be
Digital by 2007

After that: "Use an analog TV, go to jail."
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Nixon's Daughters Settle
Library Dispute

It will be torn down, replaced by public restroom.
 
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