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TECHNOLOGY
Japan: Robot Teacher Getting Tryout in Classroom
Advanced humanoid can show variety of emotions, spot gum-chewing from thirty yards away.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Maytag Recalls 1.6 Million Refrigerators Due to Fire Hazard
Maytag repairman “overwhelmed.”
 
EDUCATION
Recession May Bring 4-Day
School Week

Students would spend extra time studying hard at home or local library.
 
PUBLISHING
Joy of Sex Totally Revised
Several long chapters added for new, post-Viagra edition.
MISCELLANEOUS
First Superman Comic Book Sells For $317,200 at Auction
But winning bidder's mother throws it out “with all his other junk.”
 
TRAVEL
Bahamas Hopes Miss Universe Contest Will Draw Tourists
From galaxies whose economies are better than ours.
 
LIFESTYLE
Floating City Planned Off
California Coast

Features oceanfront apartments, open dining.
 
RELIGION
More People Say They Have
No Religion

Hope someone will knock on their door with secret of salvation and everlasting life.

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