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 NO. 340 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 19 - 25, 2007 

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PLAME IMPRESSES HOUSE PANEL
Lawmakers haven't listened so raptly since Fawn Hall testified.
 
WORLD NEWS
Civic Leaders in Sadr City Propose U.S. Troops Convert to Islam
General: we'll covert to Islam if they convert to Judaism.
Pro-Democracy Leaders Jailed,
Beaten in Zimbabwe, But Judge
Grants Habeas Corpus

Right once enjoyed by U.S. citizens.
Ecuador’s Highest Court Votes to
Eject 57 Legislators Who'd Voted to
Impeach Judges

Ball now back in legislators' court.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Las Vegas Landmark Demolished
Famous 50-year-old Stardust Hotel and casino leveled; hundreds killed.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Concedes: “Some of Iraq Violence is Civil War”
But there's still “a healthy amount of chaos.”
Senior DHS Official Testifies They Need to Reach Out to U.S. Arabs, Muslims
Current outreach program focuses too much on kidnapping, torture.
 
REMINDER
 It's Spring Break, debauch responsibly.
 
Navy Commissions U.S.S. New
Orleans, a Transport Ship

Will be used to transport remaining residents of city to someplace else.
Congressman Says He Doesn't
Believe in God

Praised for his courage before being burned at the stake.
 
THE WAR
Cheney Again Links Iraq to 9/11
And warns Saddam still capable of launching nuclear attack on U.S. within 45 minutes.
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