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Despite Big
Losses, Bill Gates Tops
Forbes List of
Billionaires
But he's hurtin'. |
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Cheney Says He, Bush “Not
to Blame” For Current Mess
“We had nothing to do with it,” he adds. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Sesame Street Lays Off
20% of Workforce
Bert stays; goodbye, Ernie. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Merck Buys Schering-Plough,
Combined Drug Companies
To Shed 16,000 Jobs
Cutting costs, increasing demand for their
anti-depressants. |
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Economic Collapse Has Silver
Lining
For those who own lots of silver. |
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 Obama
Advises Public to Buy Stocks
His. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Fermilab Scientists Closer to
Finding “God Particle,” They
Say
Immediately prior to being struck by
lightning bolt. |
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Sea Levels to Rise Higher
Than Projected
Although people over 6' 5" still
don't have to worry. |
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 Shuttle
Delivers New Urine
Recycling System to Space
Station
Astronauts had been
complaining about the
Tang. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Bad News: More 10th-Graders
Smoking Marijuana Than Cigarettes
Good news: more 10th-graders smoking
marijuana than cigarettes. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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One Third of Those 18 to 40
Have a Tattoo
Of someone they broke up with. |
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