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 NO. 392 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 17 - 23, 2008 

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ADM. FALLON, TOP U.S. COMMANDER FOR IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN ABRUPTLY QUITS
Wants to spend more time not attacking Iran.
 
WORLD NEWS
Brits Mull Pledge of Allegiance
It would read: “I pledge allegiance to the Queen, her besotted husband and all the randy members of her family, one nation, inbred, under fog, with boiled beef and warm ale for all.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Increased Bandwidth Use
Threatens Internet

Public urged to download less porn.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Housing Slump Spreads
Extraterrestrials are beginning to feel the pinch.
U. S. NEWS
Public Interest in Iraq War Wanes
As interest in “American Idol” really heats up.
Report: FBI Regularly Ignored
FISA Law

Congress may have to pass new law for FBI to ignore.
War Cost Put at $12 Billion/Month
That's enough to provide every man, woman and child in the United States with free cable, including two premium channels.
 
REMINDER
  Get there early if there's a run on the banks.
 
Pentagon Final Report: Saddam Had No WMD or Ties to Al Qaeda
But he was a bad man.
Bush Says if He Were Younger,
He’d Work in Afghanistan

Access to drugs way better than when he was young.
Everybody in New York Steps Down Due to Various Mistakes
They don’t want to be a distraction.
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