| PEOPLE |
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Prince
Charles Named World's
Best Dressed Man
By readers of Randy
Magazine. |
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| MEDIA |
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Murdoch Apologizes for
Offensive NY Post Cartoon
No mention of 183,577 other offensive
editorials. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Some Blue Chips Trading
Lower Than Penny Stocks
Pick up some shares at the gum counter. |
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Firm Pays Unemployed to
Sit at Desks of Companies
With Many Layoffs
Desk-sitters take union vote next week. |
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 Economists
Pore Over Data Seeking
Bright Spots
Find positive signs in
hunter-gatherer sector. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Asteroid Just Misses Earth,
Averting Catastrophe
Although financial mess would have
cleared up pretty fast. |
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Study: Optimists Live Longer
Than realists. |
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 NASA:
Mars Had Recent Running
Water
Dried up around time NASA
arrived. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Too Much TV Linked to Higher
Risk of Asthma
Fortunately, numerous asthma medicines
advertise on TV. |
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Researchers Discover Cause
Of Gray Hair
Won't name names. |
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| FACTOID |
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One in Every 31 Adults in
Prison
Rest still at large. |
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