Ironic Times

 NO. 190 "Expect the Ironic" MAY 3 - 9, 2004 

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BUSH WELCOMES ISLAMIC RELIGIOUS LEADERS TO WHITE HOUSE
Tells them he “can't understand” why some Muslims are leery of him.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Unveils New Plan for Iraq
It's centered around tax cuts for the wealthiest Iraqis.
Brahimi Calls for Caretaker Government In Iraq by End of May
Would be responsible for lawn maintenance, plumbing, air conditioning at U.S. embassy.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Japan Sends More Troops to Iraq
81st Mechanized Godzilla Brigade will patrol the area around Najaf.
U. S. NEWS
Books Reveal Deep Philosophical
Rift in Administration

One group favors preemptive invasions of other countries; other favors unilateral preemptive invasions of other countries.
New Movie a Little Too Close to Reality for Administration
Government employees told not to discuss Scooby-Doo 2.
 
REMINDER
  Everyone makes a mistake of historic
  proportions now and then.
 
Combined, Bush and Kerry
Will Spend Over $300 Million

Much of it on ads calling for campaign finance reform.
Military Reports Severe Humvee Shortage in Iraq
But auto showrooms in Beverly Hills are overstocked.
 
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