Ironic Times

 NO. 288 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 20 - 26, 2006 

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Mar 27
 
SADDAM TRIAL SOLD TO COMEDY CENTRAL
Courtroom show will air in Dave Chapelle's old time slot.
WORLD NEWS
President Calls on Americans to
Show Patience Regarding Iraq

But none regarding Iran.
 
CENSUS
Over 65's to Double by 2030
Ungrateful children, grandchildren will quadruple.
 
MILESTONES
First Robot-Human Marriage Celebrated In Japan
Shown: E5KJ43 carries his bride Nobuko across threshold.
U. S. NEWS
Federal Prosecutors Botch
Moussaoui Trial

They're jailed, Moussaoui released on own recognizance.
Report: Halliburton Provided Contaminated Water to Troops
"Nobody's perfect," says spokesperson.
 
 
REMINDER
   You owe China $35,000.
 
Kansas Parents Must OK
School Sex Ed

Right to misinform children about sex seen as basic parental right.
Report: FBI Targeted Those
Opposed to War

You, for instance.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Newspaper's Online Search
Reveals 2653 CIA Agents

And their resumes.
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