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PEOPLE
Cheney to Wear Flak Jacket 24/7
“I like the fit,” he tells reporters.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Treasury Dept. Looking Into Michael Moore's Trip to Cuba
Filmmaker said to be furious at receiving so much publicity for his next movie.
Smoking to Be Considered in Film Ratings
Casablanca now rated “R”.
 
BUSINESS
Flavored Meth Aimed at First-Timers
Wins Advertising Age’s Most Innovative Marketing award.
Creators of “Farfur” Sue Disney Over Suspiciously Similar “Mickey”
Both characters preach cultural hegemony.
SCIENCE
2,700 Year-Old Fabric Found in Greece
Archeologists believe it's a sock.
 
 
Site of King Herod's Tomb Discovered
Amazingly still intact, the tomb's gift shop.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: iPods Can Cause
Pacemakers to Malfunction

Worse, pacemakers can cause iPods to malfunction.
 
CORRECTION
 
We recently mis- labeled the photo at right as, “Headquarters of the Republican National Committee.” In fact, it is the Department of Justice. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.

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