 SHUTDOWN
AVERTED, GOVERNMENT
REMAINS OPEN
What's left of it. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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China: Government
Desperate to Reverse
Low Birthrate
Asks Elon Musk to help. |
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Duterte, Notorious Former
Philippine Leader and
Trump Favorite, Arrested
Charged with “crimes against
humanity,” a misdemeanor in the
Philippines. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Trump Caught on Hot Mic
Thanking Chief Justice Roberts,
Saying “I Won't Forget It”
Not shown, Trump slipping $100
bill into Roberts's jacket pocket. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Takes Tough Stand
on Canada
Orders Canadian-Americans
relocated to internment camps
until trade war ends. |
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Greenland Voters Reject
Trump Takeover
Most made up mind after meeting
Don Jr in person. |
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| REMINDER |
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Ask not what your country can
do for you, ask what happened
to your country. |
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Musk: “Hitler Didn't Murder
Millions, Public Workers Did”
“Hitler was only issuing orders.” |
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| POLITICS |
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 Trump Accuses
Fired Federal Employees of Not Showing
Up to Work
"Probably fishing," he quips, while
playing golf for thirteenth time since
taking office. |
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