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WOMAN INTERRUPTS RUSSIAN
STATE TV TO PROTEST WAR
Described by authorities as “disgruntled
cue card holder.” |
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Biden Calls Putin “War Criminal”
White House later explains he was
using “rap lingo,” and will let an
international court decide. |
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Report: Putin's Food Being
Tested for Poison
If food taster dies, he sends it back. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Company That Sells
Botox Leaves Russia, Threatens
Botox-User Putin's Supply
He's rumored to be furious, with a constantly furrowed brow. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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 Wife of
Supreme Court Justice Thomas Says
She Attended Jan 6 Rally
But left early to get Chick-fil-A, “missed
all the fun.” |
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Study: March Madness
Costs Businesses $13.8
Billion in Productivity
“Everything just stops,” says
supplier of missiles to Ukraine. |
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| REMINDER |
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The enemy of my frenemy is the
frenemy of my enemy's friend. |
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40% of Americans Can't Name
One Freedom Protected by
First Amendment
Same 40% can write a book about the 2nd Amendment. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump Confirms Pence Won't
Be His Runningmate in 2024
Or his cellmate, for that matter. |
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