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HILLARY VISITS
EMERALD CITY
Meets with Oz, the
Great and Terrible. |
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G-20 Finance Officials Agree
To Revive Economy
Will meet more often, drink better cognac, smoke
more expensive cigars. |
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China's Premier
“Worried”
About U.S. Debt
Mulls dispatching 300 million debt
collectors. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Pollution
Has Dimmed Skies Over Last 30
Years
NASA releases chart (right) of
trackable objects in space. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Terrorist Watch List Hits 1
Million
One millionth suspected terrorist
receives cash, gifts, fair trial. |
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Obama to Create White House
Women’s Council
To finally answer question: What do they
want? |
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Administration to End Use of
Term, “Enemy Combatants”
Will go back to using “those
bastards.” |
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| REMINDER |
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This
depression will end once
World War III starts. |
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More Riding Public Transit
You can see them from your car. |
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Secret Bush Memos Gave
Him Broad Powers
To wiretap without warrant, detain
without cause, move ball without penalty. |
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Obama Vows to Overhaul Food
Safety System as Part of Stimulus
Much of nation's food supply “shovel
ready.” |
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