| PEOPLE |
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 Vance Booed at Kennedy
Center Concert
Texts Musk to fire entire woodwind section. |
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 Bloomberg:
Don Jr Monetizing on His Father's Success
He's already cut Eric out of everything. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Tesla Reported No
Federal Income Tax in 2024
“Congratulations!” exclaims Trump
in post. |
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Report: Corporations, Wealthy
Will Profit From IRS Cuts
Agents who were still working on
audit of Trump's tax returns have
all been fired and/or deported. |
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U.S. Stocks Plummeting,
Russian Stocks Soaring
If you moved your portfolio out of
mutual funds and into blini futures,
consider yourself prescient. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 “Woolly
Mice” Created in Attempt to Revive Woolly
Mammoth
Next step: creating a four-ton
woolly mouse. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: U.S. Adds More Capacity
From Solar Energy in 2024 Than
Any Other Source in 20 Years
News comes just as we're switching
back to coal and oil. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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RFK Jr Orders Food
Companies to Remove
All Artificial Dyes
“Except green, which lowers blood
pressure,” he adds. |
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RFK Jr Links Measles
Outbreak to Poor Diet
Suggests public drink raw milk,
eat roadkill meat or, as a
last resort, get vaccinated. |
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