 TRUMP PREDICTS
'BLOODBATH' IF HE'S NOT ELECTED
Promises “beautiful bubblebath”
if he wins. |
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Six More Years: Putin
Wins in a Landslide
“We had a better ground game,” he says. |
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Paris Hopes to Move Homeless
Before Start of Olympics
City to stage homeless marathon with
cash prizes, finish line in suburbs. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Trump to Receive
Intel Briefs Again
This time they'll come with an
air freshener. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Continues to Get
Delays of All His Trials
Only motion quashed was his request
to move election up to July 4th. |
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House Passes Bill to Ban TikTok
“We can't dance,” explains
one member. |
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| REMINDER |
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Purchasing a gun should be as
easy as getting an abortion. |
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After Settlement, It's Once
Again Okay to Say Gay in Florida
But only perjoratively. |
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| POLITICS |
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Pence Won't
Endorse Trump
“But please don't tell him.” |
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No Labels to Nominate
Presidential Ticket
Two lucky people to be picked at
random. |
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