| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Pokemon-Shaped Cheeto Sells
for $87,000
Believed to be highest price ever
paid for a Cheeto. |
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| MEDIA |
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New York Times: Explosive
Confrontation Between Musk, Cabinet Members
Ends abruptly when Musk cranks
up his chainsaw. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Dept. of Education Fires
Half Its Workforce
“Them is gone,” announces new
spokesman. |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: Making Canada a State
Would Tilt Political Balance
in Favor of Democrats
And guarantee U.S. an Olympic gold
medal in curling. |
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| FEATURE |
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| By last count, there are more
than 5 million meme coins. What
percentage of them eventually
go bankrupt? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
8% |
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C ) |
11% |
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D ) |
More than 97% |
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| Hint: it's great there are so
many choices to blow all your money. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Los Angeles: $19.99 Strawberry for Sale
obo. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Wants Musk to See if
Gold Still in Fort Knox
Says he heard rumor it was removed
years ago by Donald Duck's uncle. |
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