 PARIS: OLYMPICS
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World's attention turns from
war, strife and division to kitsch,
schmaltz, and endless commercials. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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CrowdStrike Offers $10
UberEat Gift Cards After
Causing Worldwide IT Outage
“It's the least we can do,”
says Crowdstrike CEO. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Scientists: July 21 Hottest
Day in Human History
“I can believe it,” says human. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Shocker:
Trump Donated to Kamala
Even more shocking: the check
cleared. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Biden: Time to Pass Torch
to “New Generation”
“X.” |
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Trump Campaign Asks to
Be Reimbursed for Money
Spent on Biden Attack Ads
One “Sleepy Joe” spot cost
$50 million, they claim. |
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| REMINDER |
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Just in case, pick the
country you'd like to be deported to. |
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California: Newsom Orders
Homeless Off Streets
Homeless forced to gather their
things, move back into their homes. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Vance: Trump
Told Me “You Can Help
Me Win”
Thought he could attract young,
educated opportunists. |
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