 POLLS: HARRIS
JUMPS AHEAD OF TRUMP
Public moves in direction of young,
energetic candidate, away from old,
creepy one. |
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Russian Assassin Freed
in Prisoner Exchange
Calls Viktor Bout to pick him up
at airport. |
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Venezuela: Maduro Claims
Victory Despite Landslide Loss
“30% of the vote is a mandate,” he
declares in his acceptance speech. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Kamala to Pick Her Running Mate
On tonight's final episode of “The
Bachelorette.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Biden to Headline First
Night of Dem Convention
He's slated to speak between
sets by Beyonce and Charli XCX. |
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Project 2025 Director Kicked Out
Once gave Trump hotel two stars
on Yelp. |
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| REMINDER |
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Weird is the new lying
sonofabitch. |
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GOP Sharpens Attacks
Against Harris
“Hysterical harpie,” “Belligerent
battleaxe,” “Dimwitted dominatrix”
have been added to party talking points. |
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Trump Wants Debate on Fox
Moderated by Don Jr, Eric, and Steve Bannon. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Trump Gets
Off to Bad Start at Black Journalists
Conference
“I love you low IQ people,” he
begins. |
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