OOPS: BARBARA
BUSH'S MOTHERLY ADVICE
PICKED UP BY MICROPHONES
She's heard whispering,
“Dump Rove.” |
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New Reason for Iraq War
Revealed
It was to spread theocracy throughout the
Middle East. |
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U.S. Leads Coalition on
Kyoto Alternative
Secret pact would reduce emissions as of
unnamed date, by unknown amount, through
unspecified voluntary actions. |
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Survey: Wine Passes
Beer in Popularity
Finding bodes well for Democrats. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Washington: Congress Leaves for
Summer Recess
“We accomplished a lot,” says
Rep. Tom DeLay (below, center). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Congress OKs Far-Reaching
Energy Bill
Reaches far into your wallet for big oil
companies. |
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McCain Presses for
Legislation Enforcing Standards for
Prisoner Interrogation
White House threatens veto of any bill
that doesn't permit sexual humiliation. |
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Report: FBI Concentrating
Antiterrorist Efforts on
A.C.L.U., Greenpeace
Groups may pose greatest threat to republic
since Dr. Spock. |
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REMINDER
Everything is part of an ongoing
investigation. |
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House Passes Transportation
Bill, 412-8
Eight members' bribes arrive late. |
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Frist Now Supports Stem Cell
Research
Says it could have saved Terri Schiavo. |
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Group Intends to Convert
South Carolina to Christian State
They're opposed by consortium of deli
owners and comedy club managers. |
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