PORTLAND:
“WALL OF MOMS” BLOCK FEDERAL
TROOPS FROM ASSAULTING PROTESTERS
Trump “tempted” to deploy tactical
nuclear weapons. |
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Report: Russian Billionaires
Getting Secret Covid-19 Vaccine
Furious, Trump wonders, “Why can't I
get a secret vaccine?” |
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Report: Russian Influence
In UK “New Normal”
Blokes trading in their bangers
and mash for blinis and borscht. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Trump Moves
Clinton, Bush Portraits Out of
Sight in White House
Moves them to Dr. Fauci's office. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump: Only Citizens Should
Count in Determining
Congressional Districts
“And don't give me that 'it's in
the Constitution' crap!” he adds. |
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Survey: 3 In 5 Americans Only
Comfortable Attending Virtual
Parties For Rest of Year
Cite risk of “getting stuck in a corner
talking to an idiot.” |
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REMINDER |
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On the bright side, the Black
Death led to the Renaissance. |
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Trump Says He “Astonished”
Doctors With His Cognitive Ability
“They asked me who the president
was and I knew right away.” |
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POLITICS |
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White House “Find Something
New” Ads Encourage
Unemployed to Find New Job
And to “write if you get work.” |
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