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 BUSH
BUBBLE ABOUT TO BURST
Stand back. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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War Crimes Suspect Arrested
No, not that one. |
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Beijing to Have “Protest
Zones”
For Olympics
In nearby Tibet. |
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Study: World Getting Happier
Warmer winters, anti-depressants, more
cable channels credited. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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North Korea
Unveils Luxury 105-Story
Hotel
Runs entirely on nuclear
power. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: “Wall Street Got
Drunk”
Then threw up all over everything. |
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Quagmire Relocation Effort
Underway
Consensus developing to shift U.S. troops
from unwelcome interference in endless
ethnic conflict in Iraq to futile
meddling in
hopeless tribal wars in Afghanistan. |
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| REMINDER |
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This
is the Chinese Century. |
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3 in Air Force Ballistic
Missile Crew Fall Asleep Holding Launch
Codes
Unbelievably boring launch codes. |
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Farm Animal Rights Bill on
California Ballot
Included: No castration without
representation. |
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| POLITICS |
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McCain Campaign Proposes New
Rules for Live Debates
Insists on five-minute delay. |
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