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CONGRESSIONAL 9/11
REPORT LAYS BARE INTELLIGENCE MISTAKES |
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Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice and Rumsfeld are
blacked out.) |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Deficit Will Climb to $455
Billion,
Says White House
And that’s the good news. |
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Reserves Called Up as U.S.
Forces Stretched to the Limit
Boy Scouts told to "be
prepared." |
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Bush Defenders: Clinton Was
Worse
Starting unprovoked war "not as
bad" as getting blow job from
intern. |
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Dems Attack Bush on Failing Economy
He answers by raising additional thirty million dollars. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Nuns Sent to
Prison for Protest at
Missile Base
Nuclear arsenal safe
again, or at least until
these three get out of
the slammer in a couple
of years. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Reluctant to Put Troops
in Liberia
Cites lack of forged documents indicating
President Taylor has WMDs. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
Kindergarten
Evaluation: George W.
Bush, 1951
George is one of the most
delightful children we've
ever met. And what a
creative imagination!
We're all certain George
will be a terrific artist
or writer, he is so
inventive. However, he
seems to be having
trouble distinguishing
between what he wishes
would happen, and what
has really happened. Of
course, in the creative
arts, this can be a
lifelong source of
inspiration. But we're a
little worried that if
George chooses a
different path, it could
lead to trouble. We
suggest Mom and Dad try
to gently explain the
difference between what
we wish would be true,
and what is actually
true! |
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| POLITICS |
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New Poll Encouraging to Bush
If election were held again, he'd lose to
Gore by same margin. |
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