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PEOPLE
Book: Trump Told Nephew to Let His Disabled Son Die, Then “Move to Florida”
“For the taxes,” he added.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
4D Movies Begin
Attracting Audiences

They're so realistic if you talk on your phone actors jump off the screen and slap it out of your hands.
 
BUSINESS
Since Getting Musk's
Support, Trump Changes
Tune on Electric Cars

“He's almost as smart as me,” he notes.
Report: AI Can Write Poetry, Struggles With Math
“Please don't make me take Algebra,” begs one chatbot.
Report: Rupert Murdoch in Secret Battle With Children Over Media Empire
Based on the hit series.
CONSUMER NEWS
Reviews Find Numerous Problems With Tesla's Cybertruck
Company deftly deflects torrent of criticism by not having a public relations department.
 
SCIENCE
Study: Mercury May Have Huge Deposit of Diamonds Beneath Planet's Surface
Expert cautions billions could be spent to send mission to Mercury only to come back with “bunch of rhinestones and diamonelles.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bacon From Genetically
Modified Pigs Safe for Some
People Allergic to Red Meat

Ask your rheumatologist if genetically modified bacon is right for you.

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