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 NO. 1191 “Expect the Ironic” JUL 31 - AUG 6, 2023 

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Aug 7
PUTIN APPEARS IN PUBLIC
Asks passersby, “How'm I doin'?”
 
WORLD NEWS
Successful Military Coup
Overthrows Government
in Niger

“Well done,” Trump writes, invites new leader “whoever he is” to visit Mar-a-Lago.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Elite Colleges Favor
Very Rich Applicants When
All Other Factors Equal

Take into account student's personal struggle to overcome stigma of great wealth.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Key West: Winner Named in Hemingway Lookalike Contest
He also wins drinking competition.
U. S. NEWS
Cardbord Box Sales,
Reliable Economic Indicator,
Slowest Since Great Recession

Those who can't afford one live in one.
New Indictment: “Trump
Employee 4” Identified

Trump Employee 5 moves up to 4.
Whistleblower: Government Concealing Evidence of Extraterrestrials
“In humongous jars,” he tells Congress.
 
REMINDER
  Gamble, drink, and drive responsibly.
 
POLITICS
Iowa: Republicans Run Ads
Trying to Persuade Trump
Supporters He's Unelectable

“We love that he's unelectable,” says one.
Candidate Makes GOP Debate
Threshold by Giving $20 Gift
Card for Every $1 Donation

Now his account's overdrawn, he's hungry, and he can't afford bus fare.
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