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TECHNOLOGY
China Shows Off Its Advances in AI, Animates Mona Lisa Putting on Sunglasses
U.S. firms have only gotten as far as adding a mustache.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trending: AI Boyfriends
Selfless, Understanding,
Great Listeners

With one glaring flaw: they never pick up a check.
 
ELECTION 2024
Harris Raises Over
$100 Million in First Day

That would be enough for Trump to pay off E. Jean Carroll, with a little left over for lawyers.
JD, Usha Vance Both
Disgusted by Trump,
Appalled by Jan 6

But “that was months ago,” they point out.
FEATURE
In California the minimum wage for workers at fast-food restaurants is $20/hr. What is the federal minimum wage?
   A )  $20/hr  
   B )  $22/hr  
   C )  $24/hr  
   D )  $7.25/hr  
Hint: it was just raised, a mere fifteen years ago.
 
RELIGION
Trump to Christians: Vote
for Me and You Won't Have
to Vote Anymore

“I am the Lord thy God,” he adds.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Beyoncé Gives Kamala Permission to Use Her Song “Freedom” at Rallies
Trump receives anonymous okay to play “Monster Mash” at his rallies.

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