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 NO. 1232 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 13 - 19, 2024 

May 6
May 20
GIANT SOLAR STORM HITS EARTH
Scientists say total eclipse followed by solar storm “very bad omen.”
 
WORLD NEWS
France: As Olympics Near, Parisians Asked to Be Less Rude to Foreigners
Warm and friendly would be asking too much.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Trump to Oil Executives: Give Me $1 Billion and I'll Scrap Climate Laws
“Give me $2 billion and Melania's yours for the weekend.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Stormy Daniels Testifies About Spanking Trump With Forbes Magazine
Trump's defense team challenges her account, suggests it “could have been” Financial Times.
U. S. NEWS
Kristi Noem's Stock Plummets Following Revelation in Book
Analysis: at this point she couldn't get elected dog catcher.
Hush Money Trial: Trump Told Stormy She Reminded Him of Ivanka
Adding, “and vice versa.”
 
REMINDER
  A catastrophic rise in sea levels lifts all boats.
 
Judge Cannon Pushes Classified Documents Case Back Indefinitely
Cites preponderance of evidence it's a deep state witchhunt, Jack Smith deranged.
Virginia County School Board to Restore Confederate Names
Lincoln High will once again be John Wilkes Booth High.
 
POLITICS
RFK Jr: “Worm Got Into My Brain and Ate a Portion of It”
“The part that governs rationality and logic,” he adds.
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