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BIDENS VISIT CARTERS
Note: Carters not fully inflated at
time of photo. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Chinese Rocket Crashes
Harmlessly Into Indian Ocean
Across the globe a sigh of relief,
followed by a shrug. |
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Pentagon Stops Funding
Border Wall Construction
If you've been thinking of fleeing
to Mexico, now's a good time. |
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 Jeff Bezos
Building Superyacht So Big it Needs a
“Support Yacht” With Helipad
“I want to take over Earth,” he says,
half-jokingly. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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FBI Still After “Worst of
the Worst” in Capitol Riot
Authorities believe he's holed up
somewhere in south Florida. |
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As Covid Subsides, Americans
Return to Their Usual Activities
Gathering together to spread a variety of other diseases. |
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| REMINDER |
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The old normal is the new normal. |
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Texas Bill Could Let a
Rapist Sue If His Victim
Gets an Abortion
Rapists say it's only fair. |
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Half of All Americans Think
They're a Better Person Than
Everyone They Know
And more modest. |
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| POLITICS |
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Arizona Continues Its
Election Audit
It's being conducted by some of the
country's most respected conspiracy
lunatics. |
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