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PEOPLE
Barron Trump “Regretfully” Declines to Be Delegate to GOP Convention
“If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve,” he tells Fox News.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Chechnya Bans Music That's
Too Fast or Too Slow

Also, jokes that are too funny or not funny enough.
 
TRENDS
Boy Scouts of America Changing Name to Scouting America
Signalling a shift away from pederasty.
 
BUSINESS
Some in Congress Want FAA
to Stop Using Facial Recognition Technology at Airports

“A guy can't get away to Cancun without the whole world knowing it,” complains one Texas lawmaker.
SCIENCE
New Theory Says Traveling
Faster Than Light Possible

But warns of adverse side effects, such as going back in time.
After Long Delay, Boeing
Starliner Manned Space
Mission About to Launch

Rocket was ready, but it took years finding astronauts willing to fly on it.
More Mysterious Dodecahedrons
From Roman Times Unearthed in Europe
No one can explain their meaning or function, so they'll be thrown out.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the Trump hush money trial in New York, we mistakenly identified Michael Cohen as Michael Corleone. It should have read Fredo Corleone. We regret the error.

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