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RUMSFELD: |
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Suddenly realizes he
invaded wrong country. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Second-to-Last Among Developed
Nations in Infant Mortality
White House proudly points out we're ahead of Latvia. |
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Secret British Defense Ministry
Study: UFO's Don't Exist
Ultra-secret study: they do exist. |
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U.S. Tells UN It Does Not Use
Torture
Joke gets scattered laughs. |
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POLLS |
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63% Approve of NSA Monitoring
Their Phone Calls
Same number approve of random cavity
searches. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Bush:
Brother Jeb Would Make
“Great President”
As would brothers Marvin,
Neil, sister Doro, niece
Noelle. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush: Domestic Spying Not
Widespread
If you've never made a phone call you
have nothing to worry about. |
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Administration Unveils
Planned Response to Flu Pandemic
Will bomb Iran. |
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Secret Service Logs: Abramoff
Entered White House Only Twice
Exited 249 times. |
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REMINDER |
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One man's
earmark is another man's pork. |
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Sailors, Airmen Being Trained
As Foot Soldiers in Iraq
To do things they thought they'd avoided
by joining Navy, Air Force. |
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Bush in Discussions About His
Presidential Library
Already off the table: a reading room. |
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EDUCATION |
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Colleges Report Sharp Drop in
Applicants' SAT Scores
So-called “Dumb and Dumber”
generation now graduating high school. |
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