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 NO. 1231 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 6 - 12, 2024 

Apr 29
May 13
BILLIONS OF CICADAS ABOUT TO EMERGE
As a money-saving alternative, try them with pasta or tossed in a salad.
 
TRUMP TRIAL
Judge Holds Trump in Contempt, Levies Fine, Threatens Incarceration
Says he'll continue levying fines and threatening incarceration “until this trial is over.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
  Some Claim Same Sixties
“Outside Agitators” Responsible
for Campus Unrest

However, no evidence of large numbers of eighty-year-olds being arrested.
U. S. NEWS
In Long Interview, Trump
Lists Authoritarian Measures
He Would Take in 2nd Term

In brief: if you don't want to go to jail, don't vote for Biden.
Trump Wants Return to
Eisenhower Era Policy of
Mass Deportations

And a return to calling Mexicans “wetbacks.”
 
REMINDER
  Ask a bot if telemedicine is right for you.
 
MJT Opposes Antisemitism Bill Because it Would Criminalize Accusing Jews of Killing Jesus
And using space lasers to ignite raging wildfires in the West.
 
POLITICS
Dems Say They'll Back
Speaker Johnson Against
Marjorie Taylor Greene

She introduces bill criminalizing “strange bedfellows.”
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