HOUSE MINORITY
LEADER McCARTHY: REPUBLICANS A
“BIG TENT PARTY”
Filled with all kinds of clowns. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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UK: PM Boris Johnson Says
Country Can Resume “Cautious
Hugging”
“And prudent pinching.” |
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Russia Sending Actor and
Director to Space Station to
Shoot First Movie in Space
Described as “Borat-style prank comedy
with unsuspecting astronauts finding
themselves caught in zany situations.” |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Sample Taken
From Asteroid Bennu Due to
Arrive on Earth in 2023
It will be thoroughly examined, then
placed on a rocket and sent back to
Bennu. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Georgia Congressman: Jan. 6
Insurrection Looked Like
“Normal Tourist Visit”
“Too bad the gift shop was closed.” |
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Michigan: Republican Lawmaker
Proposes "Fact Checker
Registration Act"
Provision removes all encyclopedias
from public library. |
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REMINDER |
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The only way to stop thousands
of bad guys with guns is
thousands of good guys with guns. |
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Report: Navy Pilots See UFOs
“All the Time”
They probably don't challenge our
aircraft because of our superior
technology. |
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Biden Cancels Trump's Planned
“Garden of American Heroes”
Returns statues of Mike Lindell, Joe
Arpaio, Rona Barrett. |
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CDC Expands Vaccine Eligibility
To 12-to15-Year-Olds
Up next: Republicans. |
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