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 NO. 719 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 23 - 29, 2014 

June 16
Jun 30
POPE COMES OUT AGAINST MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION
“But who am I to judge?” he says, munching on a brownie.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S. Denies It's Trying to
Get Rid of Maliki

In fact, we just sent him a box of Havana cigars.
China Announces New
Crackdown on Press

Things improve immediately, says Beijing Times.
India: Modi's Victory Signals
Shift Away From English as
Primary Language

Westerners advised to learn Hindi if they need tech support.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
All Cars Recalled
Global temperatures return to normal.
U. S. NEWS
VA Paid Out $2.8 Million
In “Performance Awards” to
Execs Who Misrepresented
Wait Times

Also handed out “Best Performance” statuettes at million dollar awards gala.
California Jobless Rate Sinks
To 7.6%, Recovering Almost
All Jobs Lost in Recession

From “You want fries with that?” to “Hot sauce or mild?”
 
REMINDER
  The unsalaried intern of today is the unpaid volunteer of tomorrow.
 
Study: LA on Verge of Becoming Major “Walkable” Urban Area
All it needs is pedestrians.
 
POLITICS
Ted Cruz Renounces His Canadian Citizenship
Will maintain Martian citizenship.
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