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 NO. 667 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 24 - 30, 2013 

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  GROUP OF 8 DEBATES MAJOR TRADE AND ECONOMIC ISSUES
And why there are ten of them when there are only supposed to be eight.
 
WORLD NEWS
Putin: Syrian Rebels Eat Their Enemies' Organs
In case you're ever invited to dinner.
Afghanistan: U.S., Taliban
To Meet for First Time

In gesture of friendship, Americans will present them with rare ancient artifact they can destroy.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Internet Billionaire Owes California $2.5 Million for Holding His Wedding in Redwood Forest
And for serving condor under glass to his guests.
U. S. NEWS
Construction of 700 More Miles of Border Fence Part of Immigration Bill
Would provide thousands of jobs for immigrants.
Good News: Our Civil Liberties Are Being Protected by The Privacy and Civil Liberties Protection Board
Bad news: it hasn't met in years.
Head of DHS Biowatch Admits to Congress There Have Been 37 False Alarms
Part of Operation Cry Wolf.
 
REMINDER
  Good 700-mile fences make good neighbors.
 
FBI Admits It Operates Drones
But mostly as a hobby.
California Has Restrictions That
Prevent Crazy Criminals From
Backing U-Haul Up to Gun Shop,
Filling it With Ammunition

You have to fill out a bunch of forms to rent a U-Haul.
North Korea Calls for Senior-Level Talks With U.S.
To discuss terms of our surrender.
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