Ironic Times

 NO. 249 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 20 - 26, 2005 

June 13
June 27
GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER UNVEILS PLAN TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING
He'll put some of his Hummers in storage.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraq Struggles to Draft New Constitution
White House struggles to dismantle old one.
Taliban Leader Tells Pakistan
TV Bin Laden Alive and Well

But misses the spotlight, has occasional insomnia, quarrels with his wives.
 
MEDIA
PBS Takes First Step to Reduce
Liberal Bias

Dumps all its subscribers.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Sean Penn in Iran; War Imminent
Visit by actor (right) usually precedes U.S. invasion.
U. S. NEWS
Latest: Video Proves Bush Invaded Iraq to Collect on Unpaid Poker Debt
Public reaction muted.
Senate Republicans Want to Cut
Off Funding for International
Red Cross After It Criticizes
U.S. on Prisoner Abuse

Will fold it into Shoot the Messenger Act.
 
REMINDER
  Everything's going according to plan.
 
Autopsy Finds Schiavo Was in Persistent Vegetative State
Autopsies ordered for Frist, DeLay.
Reasons Why Unemployment, Weak Hiring Not Necessarily Bad
 
  1. Keeps wages down.
  2. Keeps unions down.
  3. Keeps everyone scared, obedient.
  4. Great for military recruitment.
 
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