Ironic Times

 NO. 145 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 23 - 29, 2003 

June 16
June 30
 
  FIRST PHOTO FROM MARS PROBE RELEASED
Raises more questions than it answers, says NASA spokesman.
 
WORLD NEWS
In Reversal, Plan for Self-Rule
Has Been Put on Hold

Wealthy interests will continue to run U.S. until further notice.
Iraq: Priceless Artifacts,
Thought Missing, Found

But now reported lost again.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
GOP Strikes Blow For Small Family Farmers
Permanent repeal of estate tax exempts small family farms, like this one, (above).
U. S. NEWS
Outsiders Gear Up for Third Party Challenge in 2004
Republicans, Monarchists too alike, say leaders of upstart "Democratic Party."
Another Missile Defense Test Ends With Target Missile Unscathed
Air Force calls it successful test of target missile.
House Votes to End Estate Tax
But primogeniture rider defeated.
 
REMINDER
   Follow the crowd and do as they do.
 
One-Third of Adults, 18-34, Call in Sick to Extend Weekend Holidays
One-third never miss work, one-third can't find jobs.
Top Fortune 500 Companies Will Work Together to Fight Obesity Epidemic
Pledge to produce more fad diet products.
100-Year-Old Hatfield-McCoy Feud Ends With Signing of Truce
However, new feud erupts over ownership of pen.
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