Ironic Times

NO. 41 "Expect the Ironic" JUNE 25 - JULY 1, 2001

June 18
July 2
 
MORE TROUBLE FOR BUSH
He's drinking again.
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan's Military Ruler Wins Close
Election by One Vote

Casts only vote for himself.
Europe Still Glowing One
Week After Bush Visit

Basking in renewed sense of superiority.
North Korea Sets Conditions
For Talks With Bush

Bush must come to the meeting alone, with a bag full of money, dressed as a duck.
Report: Half of World's Languages Will Disappear by 2100
English already toast.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
 
STILL MORE TROUBLE FOR BUSH
White House has no comment.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Says He'll Veto Patients'
Bill of Rights

Urges passage of HMO's Bill of Rights.
Administration Plan Will
Increase Miles Per Gallon
For US Autos

Program reduces official length of "mile."
AOL-Microsoft Talks Collapse
War is imminent.
 
  REMINDER
  Get involved, join a cult.
 
POLITICS
Dems Search for Candidate in '04
Looking for poor achiever, ne'er-do-well with DUI's, limited intelligence.
Republicans Seize McCain
Senator held in big tent as POW.
 
ACADEMIA
Respected Historian Admits
Fabricating Own History

A public apology is issued by the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Jefferson and Truman at Appomattox, and Madison, The Man Who Invented Advertising.
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