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 NO. 458 “Expect the Ironic” JUNE 22 - 28, 2009 

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SENATE ISSUES FORMAL APOLOGY FOR SLAVERY
“We goofed,” says Harry Reid.
 
WORLD NEWS
Venezuela Offers Support for Ahmadinejad
Chavez sends him Citgo gift card.
No One Has Seen Kim Jong-il's Son in 15 Years
Which makes Kim
Jong-un (left, at age 11) his ideal successor.
Tokyo: Groping Complaints
May Mean Men-Only,
Women-Only Train Cars

And one car reserved just for groping.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Obama Angers PETA for Killing Fly During TV Interview
Group spokesperson says fly had “many happy hours left to live.”
U. S. NEWS
Obama Compares Health Care to “Ticking Time Bomb”
Justifies torture of certain key Republicans.
Sotomayor Resigns From All-Women's Club After GOP Pressure
First step in process of “tearing down old girl's network,” says one Republican congressman.
 
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White House Blocks Access
To Visitor Logs

Inquiries about Joe Biden's secretive energy task force rebuffed.
Right Wing Racist Anti-Semite Who Killed Guard at Holocaust Museum Had Child Porn on His Computer
An indication of serious problems.
 
LAW
Federal Judge Rejects DOJ Argument in Cheney Case that Future Veeps Would Withhold Info from FBI for Fear of Becoming ‘Fodder for Daily Show’
Strict constructionist says Founding Fathers didn’t watch late night TV.
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