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 NO. 673 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 5 - 11, 2013 

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  MILLIONS SEEK RELIEF AS HEAT WAVE BAKES CHINA
Shown: millions seek relief in public swimming pool.
 
WORLD NEWS
Global Terror Alert Issued
Everyone on Earth asked to report anyone looking suspicious.
Revealed: Speech to Be
Delivered by Queen Elizabeth
In Case of All-Out Nuclear War

In it, she explains to her subjects, “We'll all be cooked.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Pope on Gays: “Who Am I
to Judge?”

“I'm just a Pope.”
U. S. NEWS
Residents in Washington, D.C.
Looking Forward to Significant
Crime Reduction in August

When Congress leaves town.
Revealed: NSA Tool Collects
“Nearly Everything a User
Does on the Internet”

That's the sound of 300 million people blushing.
 
REMINDER
  You're just one “reply all” away from total humiliation.
 
Report: CIA Talent Gap Due
To Bad Management

According to classified KGB report.
GAO: USDA Has Paid Out
Millions to Dead Farmers

To stay competitive with foreign dead farmers.
Postal Service Confirms
Photographing Every Letter and
Package Mailed in This Country

Doesn't know how they all ended up on Facebook.
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