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MISCELLANEOUS
Netherlands: Dozens Run Naked in Support of Imprisoned Rock Band Pussy Riot
As predicted by Nostradamus.
China: Visit Your Parent Law Means Adult Children Can Be Sued If They Donít Show Up
U.S. mulling law where adult children can be sued if they don't leave.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Suspends Every
Player for Life

Fans approve of new “get tough” policy.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Zealand Man Building 3-D Printed Aston Martin
To tool around town with his inflatable woman.
FEATURE
Which famous celebrity once rolled a watermelon down the aisle in a classroom?
  A )Robert Downey Jr.
  B )Mel Gibson
  C )Lindsey Lohan
  D )Iranian Premier Hassan Rouhani
Hint: Who knows what heíll do to the Great Satan.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
OJ Wins Parole on Some Charges, But Will Remain in Prison 4 More Years, Despite Claim He Was Poorly Represented
“Years ago I did much worse stuff and Johnnie Cochran got me off.”

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