Ironic Times

 NO. 151 "Expect the Ironic" AUGUST 4-10, 2003 

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  SADDAM SPOTTED ON
POPULAR TV SHOW
 
  Appears on Jordanian TV’s “Whole New You,” which gives away total makeovers to members of the audience.
 
WORLD NEWS
Iraqi Tipster Gets $30 Million for Turning in Saddam’s Sons
Also collects on wager he made with terror futures exchange.
Japan's Parliament Votes to Send Troops to Iraq
Iraq votes to send troops to Japan's parliament.
U.S., Saudi
Arabia in Pact

Officials sign Most Favored Terrorist Agreement.
U. S. NEWS
Consumer Spending Up
Aircraft carriers flying off the shelves.
Pentagon Cancels Plan to Put
Foreign Leaders on Racehorses,
Then Bet on Them

It was “just too complicated,” says source.
Bush Nominee For Tax Court Cheated On Taxes in '99, '00, '01
"Takes a thief to catch a thief," he says.
Wolfowitz Named to New
Cabinet-Level Post

He'll helm Murky Intelligence Agency.
 
REMINDER
   Speak your mind, but keep your
   opinion to yourself.
 
Jobless Rate Drops Along
With Payrolls

Millions clinging to life rafts just off shore explains discrepancy, say experts.
Ex-Rep. Traficant, Serving 8-Year Prison Term, Weighs Presidential Bid
Would be only candidate whose debt to society has been paid.
 
MILESTONES
Last VW Beetle Rolls Off
Assembly Line in Mexico

Simple, cheap, high mileage, easy-to-repair,
reliable vehicle had become a dinosaur.
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